A preacher has instructed his followers NOT to use USB because the USB symbol looks like the devil's trident. (I don't remember that being in Bible either). Maybe he's worried that USB stands for "Unholy Satantic & Bad". That would be cool, but it's actually "Universal Serial Bus"
Mind you, Bluetooth is sweet because apparently Jesus has blue eyes (yeah right). I don't remember Luke ch24 v2 saying "and Jesus smiled upon them with an a sapphire gaze for his teeth were a blue as his mercy". Never mind, we'll over look that one.
So when you go to pick up that USB thumb drive, you better ask yourself WWLD? (or What Would Lucifer Do?)
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